Here come da judge
I guess the New York Post lives for headlines such as this one:
JERKY JUDGE, UH, POUNDED THE GAVEL IN COURT
A sicko jurist regularly masturbated in court as he presided over criminal cases, state officials in Oklahoma charged yesterday.Sapulpa District Justice Donald Thompson allegedly used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his private parts and pleasured himself behind the bench.
It looks like the judge was trying his own case of assault on a friendly weapon. I want to know whether this is some kind of new trend.
By the way, isn't this what the judge's chambers are for?
Comments
Well, crap. What a stupid thing to do. I'd say unbelievable, but, sadly, very little is these days. Maybe he's also a pod person, possibly taken over by an adolescent hamster?
Posted by: Katterine | June 25, 2004 12:16 PM