Congratulations, America
You did it. You made the right call. It wasn't easy for you. You had to withstand relentless, monolithic pressure from the mainstream media and the intellectual elite. You've been called know-nothings, dumbasses, simpletons, bigots and warmongers. You withstood the intimidation, the ostricization and the condescension of the establishment, and you held your ground. You were willing to accept their scorn and judgment if that's what it took to stand tall against America's enemies. I'm proud of you, and I was proud to stand with you.
And now, if you'll forgive me, there are a few things I want to get off my chest. I don't really want to "gloat" in public, or to rub salt on anyone's wounds, so you Kerry people may not wish to read the remainder of this post. You're free to, of course, but you've been warned...
...all right, here goes:
<Homer Simpson>WOO-HOO!!</Homer Simpson>
<Nelson Munz>HA-ha!!!</Nelson Munz>
<Austin Powers>Yeah Baby, YEAH!!!</Austin Powers>
<Fred Flinstone>YABBA DABBA DOO!!!</Fred Flintsone>
<Eric Cartman>Schweet!!!</Eric Cartman>
Okay, I feel better now.