I do not want to be in the 300 Club
Ugh! My boys just shrivel up and disappear when I even think about it!
More complicated options include joining the 300 Club at the South Pole (they take a sauna to 200 degrees Fahrenheit, then run naked to the pole in minus 100 F)....
That's from a list of scientifically-oriented things you should do before you die. Knock yourself out.