My friend has super powers
No, I am not making this shit up. It's spooky. The evidence is right here. The first comment, the one by "tirin," is a very good friend of mine. Now I know he has paranormal abilities.
(Hey tirin, what am I holding in my hand right now? Come on, we need you to practice, dammit! We must hone your powers, and harness them for evil. Good. I meant good. Or at the very least, material gain. You need a manager. I'll volunteer.)
Comments
> Hey tirin, what am I holding in my hand right now?
Your dick?
Posted by: Fat Boy Rick | November 19, 2004 01:48 PM
Ha ha, very funny, Fat Boy. I would ask you not to trifle with forces that are beyond your ken (or your barbie, even!) Don't you understand that there are powerful forces at work here? Now behave, or I'll have tirin blast you with a super mind-ray or something.
Posted by: Barry N. Johnson | November 19, 2004 01:50 PM
Tirin, what are the winning numbers of the next Powerball going to be? You can just send them to me in an e-mail.
Posted by: Sam Edgens | November 19, 2004 01:52 PM
Sam, knock it off. Tirin's a friend of mine, so quit trying to exploit him. *I'm* going to exploit him! I discovered him first, see?
Posted by: Barry N. Johnson | November 19, 2004 01:54 PM
> Hey tirin, what am I holding in my hand right now?
I would have said, "your mouse".
Posted by: Roger | November 21, 2004 01:12 PM
It was Windex, actually. Don't ask. :-)
Posted by: Barry N. Johnson | November 21, 2004 03:25 PM