"New York" to the rescue!
Are you a depressed New Yorker? Have you spent more time with your shrink than Woody Allen, yet are still feeling shell-shocked from the election? Well grab a soy vanilla latte from Dean & Deluca and pick up the latest issue of "New York" magazine. It features a five-author guide on "How to Survive Four More Years." It's chock-full of self-congratulatory morale-builders like the following:
New York will be like Lyons, the center of the French Resistance in World War II....
Charming, right? That's what makes New Yorkers special! They can feel impotent and powerless, yet still suffer from delusions of grandeur!