Puppy heroin smugglers
I'd heard of the old "swallowing a condom" trick before, but these bastards used puppies!
You've got to wonder how they got the poor things to swallow condoms. I mean, you ought to see the grief I go through to get my lab just to take a damn heartworm pill.
The article goes on to list some other horror stories in the history of drug running, including a woman cocaine surgically implanted in her buttocks.
Just something to remember the next time you run up on smack or do a line of blow -- man, you don't know where that junk has been!
Comments
I read the first sentence and thought "What the hell? They swallowed puppies full of cocaine??" :D
Posted by: Roland | January 6, 2005 01:41 PM
The sick asswipés cut the puppies bellies open. They circumvented the whole massaging of the throats. Slow roasting. Too good for them.
Posted by: K | January 6, 2005 11:55 PM
Unless your dog is a finicky eater, embedding pills in braunschweiger usually makes them disappear.(However-I did have a dog that could eat a cheeseburger in two bites and leave the pickle behind.)
Posted by: Paul Moore | January 7, 2005 08:20 AM