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While you're out buying Ribbon Magnets, you can also pick up a six-pack or so of these gay bracelets.
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While you're out buying Ribbon Magnets, you can also pick up a six-pack or so of these gay bracelets.
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I especially liked the part about how her father is now selling red ones for Bush voters.
Posted by: CRB | January 15, 2005 09:20 PM
I think I'll pass on the bracelets. But it gives me an idea: Near election time, we should just paint our entire bodies red or blue, then stand in a large pasture, and some of our imaging satellites could just tote up the red vs. blue score.
No more hanging chads, no more "disenfranchised" voters, no more expensive voting machines that don't work...
Posted by: Tracy Miller | January 16, 2005 04:07 PM
So why are they gay, again?
Posted by: Katy Miller | January 17, 2005 01:06 PM
Katie, because they look like it. :-)
I mean "gay" as in "lame," BTW, not gay as in homosexual. This site continues to support gay rights, including gay marriage. ;-)
Posted by: Barry N. Johnson | January 17, 2005 01:19 PM
I was just kidding...
Really, I knew what you meant.
Love ya, Man.
Posted by: Katie Miller | January 18, 2005 11:39 PM