Cynical Nation

WorldCom's Bernie Ebbers was found guilty of fraud and faces up to 85 years in the big house (as if he's got it.) Ken Lay, you're next.

Maybe now that we have this verdict and Martha Stewart has been released, we can finally be spared all that incessant liberal caterwauling the terrible, grievous injustice of Martha Stewart rotting away in squalor, in some damp, foul, fetid, stinking dungeon under San Quentin, while Ebbers and Lay are throwing Roman orgies on their fleet of brand-new yachts.