Cynical Nation

Now if this headline doesn't earn me some Google hits, I don't know what will. Courtesy of Jill, we now learn we can chalk up seven more names to the burgeoning roster of gay cartoon characters.

Personally, I think this has gone a bit too far. While they clearly enjoyed a very alternative lifestyle, I rather doubt all seven of them are gay, although I have always wondered about Sneezey.

Moreover, I'm deeply skeptical of the salacious rumors swirling around Uncle Remus's alleged metrosexuality, and I'm pretty sure that Timon and Pumbaa were just friends. Nonsense like this merely detracts from the real issues, such as Heckle and Jeckle, who are without question gay.

Ah well, stay tuned.