Cynical Nation

Boys go to college
To get more knowledge
Girls go to Jupiter
To get more stupider

See, who says you can't learn anything from your five-year-old nephews?

Anyway, we're back. For three days in Jesusland, we were able to elude the clutches of the Birchers and the flat-earthers long enough to make our triumphal return back up here to Blue America.

Thanks for everyone's kind messages via e-mail and comments, and I hope I wasn't too whiny before I left.