Surely by now, people like this flight attendants' labor union MUST have learned that raising this sort of ruckus only gives free publicity to, and encourages more people to go see, the source of the trouble.
Given that, we can logically conclude that the flight attendants actually WANT us to all see this movie. I think they're trying to tell us something, and I don't think it has to do with small packets of honey-roasted peanuts.
Back in the golden pre-9/11 days, I worked for a small, now-defunct midwestern airline.
If you saw the flight attendants off-duty in the crew room they'd occasionally let the mask slip, and you'd catch a certain "I could kill you 27 different ways with a complimentary chocolate mint" gleam in their eyes.
And may God have mercy on your soul if you made the mistake of calling them "stewardesses".
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Surely by now, people like this flight attendants' labor union MUST have learned that raising this sort of ruckus only gives free publicity to, and encourages more people to go see, the source of the trouble.
Given that, we can logically conclude that the flight attendants actually WANT us to all see this movie. I think they're trying to tell us something, and I don't think it has to do with small packets of honey-roasted peanuts.
They're up to something.
Posted by: apotheosis | September 29, 2005 09:59 AM
Nice conspiratorial thinking there, apo. I'm jealous. ;-)
Posted by: Barry | September 29, 2005 10:03 AM
Back in the golden pre-9/11 days, I worked for a small, now-defunct midwestern airline.
If you saw the flight attendants off-duty in the crew room they'd occasionally let the mask slip, and you'd catch a certain "I could kill you 27 different ways with a complimentary chocolate mint" gleam in their eyes.
And may God have mercy on your soul if you made the mistake of calling them "stewardesses".
Posted by: apotheosis | September 29, 2005 10:33 AM
I wouldn't mess with them
Posted by: That Guy | October 3, 2005 01:51 AM