Cynical Nation

Heh, that should get me some Google hits. Anyway, I guess we'll soon be treated to visions of a knocked-up Britney Spears getting porked six ways from Sunday by Kevin Federline.

So what is it with these tapes, anyway? How many people

a) Videotape their own sexual exploits, and

b) Have those tapes stolen and distributed over the Internet?

Seriously, what are the odds? And yet it seems to be a routine occurence in the celebrity world. The mind boggles.