Cynical Nation

I think I might have a solution for the current "unrest" in France.

What we need is a "Road Map" for peace. Then we need a whole series of U.N. resolutions condemning France as a "racist" country guilty of heinous and systematic war crimes.

Then, of course, we need France to withdraw from the "occupied territories" and give the oppressed population its own state. This wouldn't even set a precedent, since the French have already come to terms with having Monaco inside its borders.