End the war now!
No, I'm not talking about the war in Iraq. Neither am I talking about the non-existent "War on Christmas." I'm talking about the meta-war about the "War on Christmas," which is very real indeed.
The only thing more annoying and grating than Bill O'Reilly and his minions bitching about the "War on Christmas" is the liberals and progressives whining incessantly about how there's not a "War on Christmas." Enough already.
UPDATE: Does this whole nonsense debate remind anyone else of that Dar Williams song, "The Christians and the Pagans?"
Comments
I hereby declare war on the War on Christmas. No, wait, that would make me an incessantly whining liberal.
I know, I'll declare war on the war on the War on Christmas. Yeah, that's the ticket...
Posted by: Mr. Bob | December 18, 2005 07:08 PM
Happy Holidays, everyone! :D
Posted by: CRB | December 19, 2005 11:42 AM
The war on the war may be humorous, but it really has nothing on the original.
Posted by: K | December 19, 2005 04:55 PM