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POLL: 61% BACK TORTURE OF HOWARD DEANNew York - A new IPSOS/CNN survey of Americans released today showed widespread support for using "aggressive interrogation techniques" on DNC Chairman Howard Dean, including waterboarding, sleep deprivation, and forced reading of Andrew Sullivan.
The surprising result comes amid growing controversy over US-run foreign "black site" detention centers, and Dean's interview remarks that "the pathetic US Military is doomed to defeat in Iraq, against Zarqawi's gallant legions of dashing and invicible super he-men."
IPSOS pollster Kathy Findley said that the results were not universally bad for the former Vermont governor, noting that "public support for Dean's hypothetical torture dropped significantly below 50% when when it involved extreme measures, such as genital electrodes or exposure to Barbra Streisand albums."
Comments
I approve of genital electrode torture for Bailey Hankins.
Not because of her political views, but because "Bailey Hankins" sounds just enough like "LLLLEEEEEEROOOOOY JENKINS" to make me giggle every damn time.
I hate giggling. F*ck you, Bailey!
...I'm bored too.
Posted by: apotheosis | December 9, 2005 12:52 PM
I would like to hear Dick Cheney squeal like a pig.
Posted by: Blue88 | December 9, 2005 09:31 PM
I'm for it too, if Jessica Alba will apply the electrodes.
Posted by: Bailey Hankins | December 10, 2005 10:39 AM