Cynical Nation

Gay cowboys are so last week. Hollywood has now moved on to gay, lisping, alcoholic, pathologically lying southern writers with cigarette holders. And it's about time! It's pretty much the last remaining taboo, isn't it?

I also heard Jon Stewart was pretty good last night. I mean, he's no Ryan Seacrest or anything, but I think he has some potential.

So that's about it. It's not much of an Oscar's report, but since I didn't watch the show last night and I only saw one movie last year, it's all you're gonna get.

Now that the Oscars are out of the way, let's talk about some real entertainment! Don't forget to start watching 24 an hour early tonight! We're going to have two back-to-back episodes, and you wouldn't want to miss anything. I have it on good authority that someone gets whacked tonight.