I didn't get the job
Here's a quick celebrity impersonation. See if you can guess who it is. Okay, here goes.
(*ahem*)
President Bush "dropped the ball" in Afghanistan and "outsourced" the operation, to Dick Cheney's daughter (who is a lesbian)
Kinda makes you want to stop and reminisce, huh? I guess I'm feeling a wave of 2004 nostalgia today because I just learned that my cousin is once again working for trial lawyer and erstwhile vice presidential candidate John Edwards, as his senior policy adviser.
Good for him and all, but I can't help but feel a bit miffed. I mean, I can do at least as good a job formulating Edward's policy initiatives as my cousin can. Look, I'll prove it.
John Edward's policy proposals:
- Raise taxes.
Granted, I'd probably want to flesh it out into a 200-page policy document, complete with figures, charts and a 20-minute Power Point presentation, but how hard can that be?
Comments
Raising taxes is cool.
Posted by: Blue Wind | June 20, 2006 06:32 PM
Do me a favor, Blue. Get that campaign slogan to the DNC as quickly as possible. They should be blanketing the airwaves with that one.
Posted by: BNJ | June 20, 2006 06:39 PM