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I didn't get the job

Here's a quick celebrity impersonation. See if you can guess who it is. Okay, here goes.

(*ahem*)

President Bush "dropped the ball" in Afghanistan and "outsourced" the operation, to Dick Cheney's daughter (who is a lesbian)

Kinda makes you want to stop and reminisce, huh? I guess I'm feeling a wave of 2004 nostalgia today because I just learned that my cousin is once again working for trial lawyer and erstwhile vice presidential candidate John Edwards, as his senior policy adviser.

Good for him and all, but I can't help but feel a bit miffed. I mean, I can do at least as good a job formulating Edward's policy initiatives as my cousin can. Look, I'll prove it.

John Edward's policy proposals:
  • Raise taxes.

Granted, I'd probably want to flesh it out into a 200-page policy document, complete with figures, charts and a 20-minute Power Point presentation, but how hard can that be?

Comments

Raising taxes is cool.

Do me a favor, Blue. Get that campaign slogan to the DNC as quickly as possible. They should be blanketing the airwaves with that one.

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