Cynical Nation

As you've no doubt heard, Nancy Pelosi wants to hit the ground running with her new majority. She plans to usher in New Jerusalem within the first 100 seconds, or something like that. Anyway, such an ambitious agenda needs a name. Might I suggest the Lollapelosi tour? Get it? You know, like Lollapalooza? Back in the 90's? Remember? Heh. That's pretty witty.