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Because really, why not? Here's a list of other "botched" jokes. Go ahead, read the list. You know you want to.
(Hat tip: Treacher)
Posted by BNJ on November 13, 2006 03:20 PM | Permalink|Discuss
"Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Politician who accidentally insults constituents! Interrupting Politician who accidentally insults const— SENIOR CITIZENS ARE LAZY!"
Classic!
So is;
"Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To head into the army recruiting office so he could fight in Iraq. Oh, wait. I told that wrong. I forgot to say the chicken was retarded."
Posted by: JMK | November 13, 2006 07:02 PM
John Kerry tries a little standup to entertain the troops in Iraq:
A rapist, a mass murderer, and a war hero walk into a bar on a military base in Vietnam. They all order a beer, but the bartender won't serve them.
The war hero says "Hey, I'm a war hero, I have three purple hearts and a bronze star, you have to serve me!"
The bartender says "If you are a war hero how come you're hanging out with murderers and rapists?"
The war hero laughs and says "Oh, I'm not really with them! This is just a photo op."
Posted by: Bailey Hankins | November 14, 2006 10:32 AM
That last one's not all that bad, though a little self-depricating, given Kerry's background...IF he could just get the timing right.
Posted by: JMK | November 14, 2006 12:13 PM
New punch line:
The war hero laughs and says "Because they're my commanding officers!"
Posted by: Bailey Hankins | November 17, 2006 04:44 PM
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"Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Interrupting Politician who accidentally insults constituents!
Interrupting Politician who accidentally insults const—
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE LAZY!"
Classic!
So is;
"Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To head into the army recruiting office so he could fight in Iraq. Oh, wait. I told that wrong. I forgot to say the chicken was retarded."
Posted by: JMK | November 13, 2006 07:02 PM
John Kerry tries a little standup to entertain the troops in Iraq:
A rapist, a mass murderer, and a war hero walk into a bar on a military base in Vietnam. They all order a beer, but the bartender won't serve them.
The war hero says "Hey, I'm a war hero, I have three purple hearts and a bronze star, you have to serve me!"
The bartender says "If you are a war hero how come you're hanging out with murderers and rapists?"
The war hero laughs and says "Oh, I'm not really with them! This is just a photo op."
Posted by: Bailey Hankins | November 14, 2006 10:32 AM
That last one's not all that bad, though a little self-depricating, given Kerry's background...IF he could just get the timing right.
Posted by: JMK | November 14, 2006 12:13 PM
New punch line:
A rapist, a mass murderer, and a war hero walk into a bar on a military base in Vietnam. They all order a beer, but the bartender won't serve them.
The war hero says "Hey, I'm a war hero, I have three purple hearts and a bronze star, you have to serve me!"
The bartender says "If you are a war hero how come you're hanging out with murderers and rapists?"
The war hero laughs and says "Because they're my commanding officers!"
Posted by: Bailey Hankins | November 17, 2006 04:44 PM