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Amanda Marcotte is now officially looking for work. Specifically...


CAREER OBJECTIVE

Seeking challenging, fast-paced thought leadership position in major Western industrial phallocracy. I have experience in a number of positions, including chapters 1-6 of the Kama Sutra, and an established record of speaking angry truth to theocratic power through edgy PostModern Riot Grrrrl punk feminism, which I am happy to disavow at your request.


So, you know, if you know anyone....

Comments

"Seeking challenging, fast-paced thought leadership position in major Western industrial phallocracy."


WoW! Me too!

Even though I don't know what the f*ck a phallocracy is.


"I have experience in a number of positions, including chapters 1-6 of the Kama Sutra..."


No WAY!!! Me F*CKING too!

Now if this bim can play "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" on the spoons, a comb or even a "Jew's harp," we are really, really close to being separated at birth or something.


"...and an established record of speaking angry truth to theocratic power through edgy PostModern Riot Grrrrl punk feminism, which I am happy to disavow at your request."


Mmmmmmm, OK, I don't know what the F*CK any of that shit means, but I get the feeling we're close to sympatico on all this crap, especially the kama sutra parts (I'm practically a Sufi, in fact I believe I'm an honarary one)....all I need to hear now is that she's some kind of firehouse groupie and well, I couldn't wait to start dreaming tonight!

She should follow her true calling:

http://nuns2day.wordpress.com/

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